GOT ME A RAY GUN, GOT ME AN ALTITUDE

So it's pretty much common knowledge that I am going to be graduating this May. I never intended to go to my graduation on account of it's going to be 5 hours and boring. Those are two characteristics that I hate. I even talked it over with My Mom and she agreed with me. So anyway I planned on going to see the Kansas City Royals take on the O's instead of going to graduation. I would root for the Royals because I like them all of a sudden. So the other day, my dad suddenly has this epiphany that he wants to attend my graduation, and then my mom sold out in a grand total of 5 seconds and said we had to go. Freakin... i dont know.

I'm trying to think of important things that have happened to me so far this year, and I can only think of one off the top of my head, so here she is:
So i'm walking home from school a couple days ago and theres this old lady on the other side of the street like wiping off her car because there's snow-business (actually just regular snow) on it, and like the street is deserted except us. As i walk by she says really loudly "Maybe this will all just melt off." and I go "OHh Yeahhh..." followed by a forced nervous chuckle. You know the type. Anyway, as soon as I say it she looks up at me all startled and stuff and gives me a weird look. To make a long story short, I guess she was actually talking to either A) herself, or B) some off-stage character I hadn't noticed. How humiliating. Anyway, i've vowed to never walk that route again in case i run into that lady again, but i always forget and walk that way and don't realize it until i'm like in front on her house already. How have i let my life get like this???


Ohhh yeah something else that's great is that I was walking down the street today and I walk past this guy waiting for a bus, and he's kind of checkin me out, and as I'm passing him I guess he loses control of himself and burps really loud. Anyway two seconds later he says "Excuse me" but at that point the damage has already been done! Haha i love the fact that that happened!!