| He's Making an honest Woman out of me |
[Apr. 2nd, 2008|12:04 pm] |
For lack of anything else to do, yours truly is getting married in 6 months and 2 whole days.
Wow.
I forget when my last entry was, but basically boyfriend Marc proposed to me the day before Thanksgiving. He proposed at this one place that's like a cemetery/mausoleum on top of a hill where we went on our first "Date" and you can see all the city lights from up there.
I put the word "Date" in quotation marks because I told him I specifically DIDN'T want it to be a date, i.e. I wouldn't let him pay for the movie for that reason, but in actuality I realized I had no cash so I told him i'd pay him back but it still was not date.
I'm working at the Youth Ranch now, which has its ups and downs. Most of the kids are of the gangster variety. The Best All-Around Kid 2008 Award goes to my personal favorite, who told me about the time he got chased by an actual dinosaur, which broke into his room at a former group home. After a lengthy battle he escaped and told his staff about it, all of whom, for whatever reason possibly that dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, did not believe him... UNTIL -are you reading this?- until they saw the claw marks in the door.
Moral of the Story: Life is full of Surprises. |
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| im bakc and im in action |
[Aug. 5th, 2007|04:48 pm] |
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| |  embarrassed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | All My Life -- Kci & jojo | ] |
alright ladies and gentlemen i have a couple of things to say. 2007 is, in a nutshell, the year from hell. here are the pros and cons of the past fiscal year:
CONS
1. went out with Beau again for some reason what was i thinking i mean honestly, which lead to...
2. dealing with Big Beaucefus's Reign Of Terror which the same thing happened last time i broke up with him and i think everytime anyone's broken up with him. one of highlights was him following me home, then when i told him to leave me alone he said he couldnt, and his excuse was -and i quote- "I'm too powerful." i love that. i love when people are too powerful to leave thngs alone. although i do feel for the guy. in 2004 i was too powerful to leave yogurt pop-tarts alone and i probably gained like 5 or 4 pounds. the big reason behind that is those babies are 200 cal a piece
3. dating Beau a second time is the same thing as sleeping with Magic Johnson.
Then spending 5 years fighting off his AIDS, miraculously getting cured, and then having sex with him again just for old times sake. again what was i thinking
4. Found the perfect job, but then quit all thanks to this one co-worker named Mollie whose front teeth look like they're trying to give each other a hug, plus i didnt have a backup job lined up so now i...
5. Got boring job.
6. Peepers and Daisybell might have to be put to sleep because they have tumors :( it is sad
PROS
1. I met a boy who i've been dating for 3 months. he's my most piggly boyfriend to date
2. so today or yesterday me and markey were walking into Weis (my grandma calls it Weese isnt that classic?) and this man with his little baby son thing were about to walk into the same automatic door, so guess what. Marc is a gentleman and stops and tells the man "Go ahead! After you!" so the man and baby starts to go through the door. Anywaym you can probably guess what happens yes thats right i go real quick first and squeeze through the door before the man and baby then not realize it till after the fact. Hahaha it happened again!! ohhh god i'm going to hell |
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| Ok ! |
[Jul. 1st, 2006|11:46 pm] |
i thought of a poem a couple seconds ago and i wrote it here bc i dont have a pen or anythoing to write it down on normally. so if ur wondering thats what this is. osrry
i'd like to die a charismatic death, of falling petals and the wind,
and mary crowned with stars,
takes hold my shaking fingers,
and sweeps from head to toe, sweeps me soundly in |
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| I Graduated Somehow |
[May. 29th, 2006|10:25 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | BIZ MARKIE -- THROWBACK | ] |
Here's what has heppend since i came back from school:
1) a Good Times marathon, 2) a Ghost Hunters Marathon, 3) a Hogan Knows Best marathon, and 4) a Wayans Brothers marathon.
I'm positive that was God's idea of a graduation present for me, which i will graciously accept considering no one else got me anything for graduation including my own parents.
So anyway it goes without saying taht i dont have a job or anything like that. i mean, lets be serious here folks.
Something to tihnk about is that attending class (including ones graded for attendance) was not enough motivation for me to get up before 9:00 in the morning, but watching reruns of The Wayans Brothers is.
Oh yeah I dont know if i've mentioned this already but i'ma be asst coaching xc and track for my old high school. aw man i met a lot of the girls who are running already and i absolutely love em already, mostly because some of them are fatter than me.
So the other day I went out with mo and zbop to get ICEEs and then they made me drive out to this area waayyyy past the MVA so they could show me this one big drainage pipe. they like to walk around in those. you know, those big concrete hollow circles that go horizontal and usually one side is above ground and it goes into a hill or something. anyway this one was actually a decent size, so i went in too and we went pretty far in and walked around. The only downside was there was this one piece of doo-doo in there. |
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| welcome to: |
[Apr. 26th, 2006|11:19 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | problems -- young zee | ] |
DAISY BO PEEP
Adopted: 6:45pm April 25, 2006
Weight: 220 grams
Length: approx. 5 in
Oone comparison that i can make between daisy and peepers is that peepers has a humongous butt compared to her |
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| It's A Girl! |
[Apr. 23rd, 2006|11:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hopeful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | stay gold -- young zee | ] |
Funny Bo Peep aka Peepers my wonderous rat/daughter is going to be getting a little sister soon! We have not yet decided on a name, but Peepers is going to help pick it out. I talked to her about what it takes to be a big sister, and she's looking forward to it! I'll update more as this breaking news progresses |
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| This is an example of how humorous I can be |
[Apr. 12th, 2006|12:44 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | YOUNG ZEE | ] |
(SCENE) my brother just showed me a picture of this chick he's diggin who i'm always raggin on:
hihohatsforsale (12.28.07 PM): i expect some god insults now
hihohatsforsale (12.28.09 PM): *good
KentckyFriedChic (12.30.32 PM): alright god insults huh? well, let's just say i htink her nose is big enough for moses to have inscribed all ten commandments on. if she were the Patron Saint of Eye Makeup i certainly wouldn't pray to her, thats for sure,
hihohatsforsale (12.30.55 PM): HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hihohatsforsale (12.30.57 PM): YES
hihohatsforsale (12.31.18 PM): BEST INSULTS EVER
KentckyFriedChic (12.32.06 PM): ummm okay if she was present at the crucifixion jesus would have stayed in the tomb
KentckyFriedChic (12.32.15 PM): to avoid looking at her
hihohatsforsale (12.32.21 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
KentckyFriedChic (12.33.23 PM): saint vincent depaul society wouldnt even accept a donation of that cheap jewelry shes thrown all over herself
KentckyFriedChic (12.34.56 PM): tryin to part the red sea with her fingers huh? well the only thing she's parting is my lunch from the inside of my stomach
KentckyFriedChic (12.34.59 PM): *PUKES*
hihohatsforsale (12.35.16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
hihohatsforsale (12.35.22 PM): GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
KentckyFriedChic (12.37.26 PM): i think thats all i got for now
hihohatsforsale (12.37.56 PM): bravo
KentckyFriedChic (12.38.12 PM): thank you
KentckyFriedChic (12.38.20 PM): i like this concept of themed insults now
hihohatsforsale (12.38.44 PM): me too |
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| what the frick |
[Apr. 7th, 2006|10:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | i cant go to sleep -- wu-tang clan | ] |
listen up and listen good this happend:
1. me walking down sidewak
2. EXACT SAME old lady comes out to her car and says to me "summer is just around the corner" or something equally gay
3. me, learning from experience, ignores her
4. lady has downtrotten look on her face
5. thats bc she was actually talking to me.
what the crap does this woman WANT from me?!?! i will be SO glad whne i finally graduate from this place!!!!!!!!!!11
oh yeah in other news i thought of a really superb practical joke/prank to play on gerber. so i take the shampoo out of her shampoo bottle and replace it with applesause. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA im hilarious hahahahahahaa! im 21 years old. |
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| me! |
[Mar. 17th, 2006|11:38 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | All I Need -- method man | ] |
Heres a survey that I filled out...
D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. being hot or cold?: cold
2. sun or moon?: moon
3. Winter or Fall?: both at the very same time
4. left or right?: neither
5. having 10 acquaintances or having 1 best friend?: 1BFF
6. sun or rain?: rain
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: vanilla
8. boys or girls?: Men.
9. vodka or jack? kool aid. ...i mean vodka
A B O U T Y O U
What time is it? im not sure
why are you up? bc im a soul survior
Name?: andi
Nickname(s): andaaaay
A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
1. do you like anyone?: i guess
2. do they know it?: i guess
W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
Where do you want to live?: chicago or maryland
How many kids do you want?: 2,3,or 4
What will their names be?: Angela, Wendy, Dominic, Tyrus
What kind of job do you want?: something i wont regret
Do you want to get married?: hah. good luck to me with that.
U N I Q U E
1. Nervous Habits?: i dont remember ever being nervous
2. Are you double jointed?: whats that
3. Can you roll your tongue?: yez
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: i cant do much w my eyes period
6. Do you make your bed daily?: often i do, Quiz, often i do.
C L O T H E S, E T C
1. Which shoe goes on first?: worst question of all time
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: yes who hasnt
3. Do you carry a wallet: yes
4. What jewellery (sic) u wearing? none
F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: no but i want to
3. Favorite ice cream flavor?: birthday cake flavor. that actually exists
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: 2
5. Favorite beverage?: those clear generic sodas that taste like fruit
6. What's your favorite restaurant?: DENNYS oh yes oh yes
G R O O M I N G
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: 2 times day
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part? on my head
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair? not since 2004
M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear?: only when the red sox screw up
2. Do you ever spit: only when im running
3. You cook your own food?: yes
4. You do your own chores?: yes
5. You got laid today?: oh dont even get me started here.
7. You like pepsi or coke?: pepsi has always felt IMMORAL to me dont ask why
8. You plan on going to college?: what, again??
9. You're happy with?: nick
11. You spend your money wisely?: except when i bought that black blazer with the purple polka dots on it and actually expected myself to wear it
12. You're always making new friends?: i dont really like making friends
13. You like to swim?: no
14. Have you ever got bored so you call a friend?: im not a big caller
15. You're patient?: yes
16. Your favorite thing? WATCHING THE MAGIC UNFOLD ON GOOD TIMES EVERY EVENING AT 7:00 AND 7:30 ET
L a s t P e r s o n T h a t...
1. Saw you cry: i think christy alli liz doug and that one kid
2: Went to the movies with you?: nick
3. You went to dinner with?: lizzzay
4. You talked on the phone with: Momma! |
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| GOT ME A RAY GUN, GOT ME AN ALTITUDE |
[Feb. 16th, 2006|12:11 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | THE TURTLES -- ELENORE | ] |
So it's pretty much common knowledge that I am going to be graduating this May. I never intended to go to my graduation on account of it's going to be 5 hours and boring. Those are two characteristics that I hate. I even talked it over with My Mom and she agreed with me. So anyway I planned on going to see the Kansas City Royals take on the O's instead of going to graduation. I would root for the Royals because I like them all of a sudden. So the other day, my dad suddenly has this epiphany that he wants to attend my graduation, and then my mom sold out in a grand total of 5 seconds and said we had to go. Freakin... i dont know.
I'm trying to think of important things that have happened to me so far this year, and I can only think of one off the top of my head, so here she is:
So i'm walking home from school a couple days ago and theres this old lady on the other side of the street like wiping off her car because there's snow-business (actually just regular snow) on it, and like the street is deserted except us. As i walk by she says really loudly "Maybe this will all just melt off." and I go "OHh Yeahhh..." followed by a forced nervous chuckle. You know the type. Anyway, as soon as I say it she looks up at me all startled and stuff and gives me a weird look. To make a long story short, I guess she was actually talking to either A) herself, or B) some off-stage character I hadn't noticed. How humiliating. Anyway, i've vowed to never walk that route again in case i run into that lady again, but i always forget and walk that way and don't realize it until i'm like in front on her house already. How have i let my life get like this???
Ohhh yeah something else that's great is that I was walking down the street today and I walk past this guy waiting for a bus, and he's kind of checkin me out, and as I'm passing him I guess he loses control of himself and burps really loud. Anyway two seconds later he says "Excuse me" but at that point the damage has already been done! Haha i love the fact that that happened!! |
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